Q & A

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2006

i Dont have enough workin office to help me get rid of otherwise important social chores

I havent been out of india ..ever ( save for Nepal excursion and Hollywood movies and psuedo -phoren outlets like Barista)

I havent learnt the art of sociality .Hence I am the centre of distration(disaster + distraction) of my peers.

I havent found my soulmate cos i take him/her to understand the famous show "Apprentice" tag line ..."Will we find you?"

I havent yet learnt the art to make perfect tea or at least half perfect for that matter (Here "matter" stands for = water , hot milk ,tea leaves & sugar)

WAT U DID LAST SUMMER ...TO ME" .Hail to Varun ,ruchir & mots for serving me aerated softdrinks (tons of it) once they had enuff of beer tending to whisky chaos!!

I havent yet learnt th art to drive a car (neither did Napolean ) .:NOTE : Facts, dates & logisticss are also listed under the title "car" hence i cant drive them either .

I havent liked sports many a times and developed reluctancy for people who like sports !!! (gurls are out of this set of people hence other reasons for reluctancy are croppin up here)

I havent really worked for my pay and i havent yet made a great deal about it because my peers have always asked me not to make a greatdeal when they are dealing with how i should not be making a great deal about it

 

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

OF BEAUTY

weather doth adorn her grace
.rain doth pour her zillion charity...
Oft, she lingers with her solemn face.
.Heavenly sermons lack that gravity!
Aye, all ye poets so supreme!
thy words speaketh but substance,
HER whisper..an orbed face's gleam
.is a canvass for art enhanced!
HER fancy is a dream of youth...
Saint becomes of a man uncouth.
---------shwetank.

 

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

OF CHASTE BEAUTY

strollin on the lanes of thought ....
as time blesses me with wisdom unsought;
Reason denies at what i stare..Behold ! those eyes are passionate flares!
Angelic beauty casts eternal spell;
yet mortals yearn for a story to tell...
Wherein u hear of kingdoms that fell for the quest to know was ...where she dwells?
Nature sings HER song.....enchanted as others i relish it's throng.
Slept i in her fancy for long...word is pure as this aint a fairy song.
------shwetank

OF JOB

Oft i yearn for the task to cometh;
wherein i usurp an IT king
.alone,chaste,abriged my soul,
yell for no more of suffering.
Deceiving strokes on the keyboard,f
oretell the future,ha! black as coal.l
ured by the gold and riches ,astray i am from my childhood goal.
violet,blue,red or green ,none of them flicker on my screen,
all is blue with a gloomy hue.
PM rules like my college dean.
tuned for eternity,i dress up as a prince.
In a trance i reach the 'official' throne
.slave dynasty was HERE ever since;j
ust do it,is the command,howsoever i may groan.
--------shwetank

 

Monday, July 10, 2006

WOMAN KIND?

When Neil Armstrong delightfully stepped on the "no to so explorable" cosmic rock ...little did he knew that his golden statement would reverberate forever within the circumstantially tortured minds of ironically blessed people of my generation ...

lets recall it (anguish take over me now...) "one small step for man....and a giant leap of womankind ........away of course! " ., this translation is divine and evidently "heavenly" ...(i expect a giggle here to let my dormant brain churn out further this melodrama).

There are instantiations of couplet theory as well as robust independent existence of nature's principle elements in all the walks of scientific world....however dealing homo sapienically ...it falters for the "exceptionals" ...crudely speaking for the "exceptions!".
How self contained an "exception" can feel?
How self deluded is his decision of his multi faceted personality?
Its like deliberaltey screwing up the obvious implication of scientific laws wherein a pole of a magnet ruthlessly decides to abstain from being attracted towards the opposite pole ( no ideas here now!) ...and in this intellectual-self-elevating chaos it rigidly attempts to prove the enigamtic existence it can hold in space and time .if u beleive our reverent scientists ....a single pole cannot exist ! ( lets break here for a quick giggle) ...however this analogy surfaces a fact ...individuality at the cost of rebellion against mom nature .. ... is neurologically destructive ...for time to be constant.Hence if u find yourself magnetic ....i am the opposite pole ....and this literature deserves a revision. The latter statement depicts my yearned dream of achieving a split personality which caters to follow all natural rules and emerge as bar hero and not a war hero!

"women in general are wooed , wooed and they hencforth voodoo the hell out of men ..its what we do to them and voo d0 is the smash return..."
-----shwetank ,"pop-up thoughts at marred weekends" circa 2005.